foxnewsofficial:

cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

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Declan Space

  1. Malia Tate in Season 4 ↪ “Muted” (4x03)

  2. FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

    (Source: wheelchair-warrior)

  3. (Source: stiles-stlinski)

  4. fer1972:

    Paintings by The Hybrid
  5. Iggy Azalea (Karen), Amber Rose (Gretchen), Ed Sheeren (Cady), and Waka Flocka Flame (Regina) reenact the phone call scene in Mean Girls.

    (Source: smaries)

  6. Chris and Tom offered to help me train to become a police officer.

  7. dietcrush:

    my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

  8. foxnewsofficial:

    cumomelet:

    a riddle:

    a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?

    omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

  9. asshaiishadowbinder:

    Somewhere George RR Martin is snapping in Z formation.

    (Source: victorianhooker)

  10. shieldmaidenofsherwood:

    darkarcherprince:

    shieldmaidenofsherwood:

    how to be seductive:

    • head tilt
    • hooded eyes
    • raised eyebrow
    • little smirk

    how to be evil:

    • head tilt
    • hooded eyes
    • raised eyebrow
    • little smirk

    do you see the problem

    http://media.tumblr.com/efcb2bf88426110bd076a8d4e7deb536/tumblr_inline_mu7w38IYFl1qf1wgx.gif

    This might win for favorite addition to my post.